What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some alternatives to whey protein for post-workout nutrition?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some good tips for dealing with unmedicated ADHD?

No way

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

103-year-old runner who was diagnosed with cancer at 69, reveals how he naturally cured cancer and arthritis and shares his longevity secrets - Times of India

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Pacers are in the NBA Finals. The Fever have Caitlin Clark. In Indy, basketball is booming - AP News

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?